R Rated version?

How about the same text, but rather than an animation... have a nice topless R-Rated version?  This would appeal to college aged males and would be viewed by many.  Jonathan Gullible should not do this cheesy and classless idea... it would take away credibility, but maybe allow someone else the creative license & the skills to run with it...

I like the animation OK, but I would love to see similar things made that appeal to different demographics... a cowboy theme, an artsy theme, a theme that would appeal to gov employees, female youth, male youth, old folks... etc...

The animation is a very slow way to get a page of info across .... I would like to see a 4-minute version etc...

Thanks for all you are doing!!!